- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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