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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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