- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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