What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

womens rights

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

XD Jackass.

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