I like school Said no one ever.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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why dont they make black forks

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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