What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

jd and zach loves vigina

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Eric is gay Ha

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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