How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

angelo snyder is not ga

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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