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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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