Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Smelly Indians.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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