A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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