- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dat shoe shine tho

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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