- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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