Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What is life? Paul.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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