- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A bar walks into a man

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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