- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Gus's mom

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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