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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

This is not a joke.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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