- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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