What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

9/11 my birthday

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Anti Joke

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