This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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My jeans

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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