"Knock knock." "Come in."

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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