- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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