- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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