9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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rocky is here again.......................

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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