Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

roses are red poo is poo

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

batman farted so hes retarded

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

12 niqqa 12.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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