A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

He--Hey guys

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

penis. nuff said.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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