- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

You are joking right?

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

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