- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

speak now or forever hold your pee

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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