What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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