What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Manchester City

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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