- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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