- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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