Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

The chickens have become self-aware!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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