- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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