- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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