Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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