- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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