so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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