Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

How you know when dislextic

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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