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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

hashtags suck balls

This is my favorite antijoke.

A miserable man committed suicide.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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