Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Anti Joke

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