- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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