A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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