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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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