- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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