- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Equal rights!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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