A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

an emo girl walked into a white room

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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