- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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