Matthew Wyckoff

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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