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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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