- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

If life gives you lemonade.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!