Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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