- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Women's rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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