- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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