Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A hill billy went fishing

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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