- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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