Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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