- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What are annoying? Ads.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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