- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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