A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Refridgerator.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Gay rights.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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