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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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