Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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