- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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