roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

why did sally drown cause she was black

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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