A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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deez nuts

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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