Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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