- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Knock Knock Come in

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Jordan is pregant

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Sloths

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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