- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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