- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Sarah Palin.

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