- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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