- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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