Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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