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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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