- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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