- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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