Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops