- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??