- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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