What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

So a bar walks into a man...

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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