- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

So a bar walks into a man...

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

^ That's not even funny ^

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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