- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

PENIS lol

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Atheism

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

dallen loves penis

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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