- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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