What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why? Why not?

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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