- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Faithful men.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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