How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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