- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

this website is a bad joke

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

I have cancer. And you're next.

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