- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Faithful men.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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