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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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