Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Small Penis.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Anti Joke

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