what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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