- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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