what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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