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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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