- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I'm Coming

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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