- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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