- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

guess what? bannanas

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