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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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