What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

No your aunties a joke

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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