- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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