- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's just not right? Left

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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