- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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