- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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