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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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