that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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