- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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