What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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