- Anti Joke

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Refridgerator.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.