There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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