What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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A hill billy went fishing

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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