Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Where's my baby??

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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