- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

mitchell palmer sucks

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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