- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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