How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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