- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Gay republicans

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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