'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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