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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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