- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Women.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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