What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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