- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

If life gives you lemonade.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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