Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What's the difference between a duck?

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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