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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Whats the defination of cruelty

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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