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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Knock knock. Who's there?

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