- Anti Joke

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it