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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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