- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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