- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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