Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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