- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

your so fat. your fat!

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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