- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

irish man drinking john smiths

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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