- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

whats 2+2? 4

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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