- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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