- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Get on the boat.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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