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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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