What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Whats worse than suicide? death

race-car = rac-ecar

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What is life? Paul.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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