- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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