- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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