What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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