Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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My jeans

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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