- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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