her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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