When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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