- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

where's mom I killed her

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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