- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's the difference between a duck?

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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