A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Obama = ebola

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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