- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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