Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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