- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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