- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!