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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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