What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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