- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did the teacher do? He taught.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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