dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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XD Jackass.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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