- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

quantum physics?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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