- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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