- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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