If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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