There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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