- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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