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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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