- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??