- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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