What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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He--Hey guys

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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