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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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