- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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