T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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