what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Anti Joke

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