How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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