- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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