What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

No your aunties a joke

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

25

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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