A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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