What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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