Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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YOU

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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