- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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