What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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