What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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